A Hollywood studio, a place of dreams
Behind the scenes, nothing's as it seems
Past the room of effects and the room of retouch
Lies the backroom with Harvey's casting-couch

On top of the couch sits a would-be starlet
Blonde is her hair, and her lingerie scarlet
Beside her a fat, greasy man with a slouch
Fondles her body on his casting-couch

There, the young beauty and future star
Debases herself like a whore from the bar
He unzips his pants, she drops down to a crouch
And sucks dick on the floor by the casting-couch

With so many actresses, which do films choose?
The ones with approval from higher-up jews!
Those for whom producers and directors will vouch
The ladies Harvey likes - hence, the casting-couch

If you used to look up to these Hollywood stars
This realization may leave mental scars
And land like a punch in the gut with an "ouch":
That actress you like... rode the casting-couch