Names and Nicknames:
When Stina, Anna, Maria and Emilia are lunching they refer to each other as Stina, Anna, Maria and Emilia.
When Fredrik, Peter, Christer and Mathias are lunching they refer to each other as Fetto, Godzilla, the Clown and the Stubb.

Outdoor Dining:
When the bill is presented the guys throw a ten-dollar bill on the table even if the bill is only about 20 dollars. None of them has less than a ten and none of them want any money back.
When the girls get the bill the calculators immediately appear.

Money:
A man can pay 2 dollars for a thing worth 1 dollar if he needs it.
A woman can pay 1 dollar for a thing worth 2 dollars in spite the fact she doesn’t need it.

To wake up in the morning:
The man wakes up like he went to bed.
The woman has for one reason or another deteriorated.

The bathroom:
The man has 6 things in his bathroom cabinet: a toothbrush, shaving cream, a razor, soap and a towel.
The woman has 337 things in her bathroom cabinet. Most of them hard to identify for the man.

Quarrels:
The female will have the last word
If the man tries to a new quarrel starts

The future:
A woman worries about the future until she finds a man.
A man worries about the future when he finds a wife.

Success:
A successful man earns more than his wife is spending.
A successful woman is a woman who finds such a man.

Marriage:
A woman marries a man with the intention that he may change.
A man marries a woman thinking she’ll not change

To get ready:
A woman dresses up when going to the store, to the rubbish chute, and to go to the mailbox.
A man dresses up for weddings and funerals

Entering the door:
When the dog barks at the door he’ll be quiet when he gets in.

Afrodisia:
The wedding cake curtails the mood for sex.