A fitting name for masturbating should be:
the grand delusion.
Beating your meat and pushing your inner teeth together.
Every single muscle inside your arm pacing the race.
Your dick under the steering wheel, hot-wiring your brain .
Toes rolling up into cramp like movements.
Release.
Here is where we part and where we get confused.
Your eyes starring at a screen.
The naked body in denial.
Magic.