Vers1: I drank a bottle of rum
I drank it up all in once
Just so I could feel
Something for the first time
In a very very long time

Vers2: Yeah, I drank a bottle of rum
I drank a bottle of beer
I drank a bottle of whiskey
I drank a bottle of tequila
I drank a bottle of vodka
Just so I could feel
Something for the first time
In a very very long time

Vers3: I drank a bottle of gin
I drank a bottle of wine
Both red and white
I drank a bottle of champagne
Yeah, I drank a bottle of
All theese juices combined
I drank it all up
So I can finally go out and celebrate