Old MC means no harm.
But when she drops the bomb.
The dancefloor goes
E-i-e-i-o
and on the mix she had some cows
E-i-e-i-o
“With a move move here.
And a move move there.
Here a move and a move everywhere”

Old MC had a some chicks.
They asked for a slow jam
but the DJ said “Hot damn!”
“Kuckelikuuuu”
the beat is on! What’s poppin?”
The eggs are body rockin’
Boiling heat.
Penguins flapping wings
Hens looking fly...
Everybody say hey oooh hey ooh.

Hey look at my pjucks!
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Hey look at my pjucks!
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