The story of my life, hah
Now that is what you want
such an inconvenience
-I’ve decided that I shan’t


‘Cause who would like to hear
about my simple life?
To concentrate and listen
-it’s hardly worth the strife



My life’s quite ordinary
And ordinarily so
Volvo, house and dog
-my worst memory, a stubbed toe


I enjoy a little bingo
And sex 2.6 a week
with the TV and five beers
-that’s all the pleasure that I seek



It’s not like I’m a bother,
it’s not like you should care.
My life is mine
-although I\'ve got thinning hair




What are then my true feelings,
Like, am I happy, free?
Although it’s all about myself
That question’s too hard for me