A Mature Mamsell, Mrs. Gumper
Has a sticker stuck onto her bumper
To signal behind
That she doesn't mind
If folks feels their urges to hump her

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A Small And Cute Damsel Called Jess
was in no way a girl in distress
If a boy tried to kiss her
or a man tried to piss her
They alone had to clean up the mess

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A Prudent Young Lady Called Lucy
Who wanted to do something juicy
Along with a dude
Undressed herself nude
And stepped in a juice-filled Jacuzzi.

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A Baldheaded Joey Named Joe
Tried everything to grow some hair. Though
he stood on his head
in a latrine, as was said
his scalp remained bare, oh shit, doh!