When Frank calls, you ask him to be Frank about his marijuana sales.

You like sleeping on the floor, or outside.

You fancy yourself an artist.

A clogged screen on the bong is on the to-do-list.

You let your friends sleep over ''if they feel like it''.

You have a major in Philosophy and study Art History.

You explain the intricacies of your thinking on weed when you are on weed.

You like druggy movies.

Bags of weed exceed the bags of garbage.

You support your local dealer.