Sometimes I lose things, it makes me sad,

But that’s alright, I don’t get mad.

There’s a roof above, and a bed to keep,

A little place where I can sleep.

And my alligator, she’s my friend,

I pet her gently ‘til the end.

Oh, my alligator, she’s so hungry,

We got no money, it’s not funny.

Tomorrow I’ll go find a way,

To turn the tide and seize the day.

Hey hey hey

Yeah yeah yeah

Naaaaaaah

Bop bop bop

Hey hah wah!!

I just turned forty, should I feel dread?

Or laugh it off, that’s what Kirk said.

I lost my job at the airport gate,

Built a suitcase fort while they’d all wait.

And my alligator, she’s still kind,

Her sharpest teeth don’t seem to mind.

Oh, my alligator, she’s so hungry,

We got no money, it’s not funny.

Tomorrow I’ll go find a way,

To turn the tide and seize the day.

Hey hey hey

Yeah yeah yeah

Naaaaaaah

Bop bop bop

Hey hah wah!!

I’ll dig through dirt for something sweet,

Grass for dessert’s a bitter treat.

But I won’t let her starve tonight,

We’ll make it through, we’ll be alright.

Oh, my alligator, she’s so hungry,

We got no money, it’s not funny.

Tomorrow I’ll go find a way,

To turn the tide and seize the day.

Hey hey hey

Yeah yeah yeah

Naaaaaaah

Bop bop bop

Hey hah wah!!

And my alligator, she’s my friend,

I pet her gently ‘til the end.

We’ll find

a place where we can stay,

And laugh about this one day.