All girls in the world
Behold! Beware!
There’s no sense in running
No need to be scared
It’s normal to want
Some of this piece of ass
'Cause I’m God’s gift to women.

I get a hard-on
When I see my reflection
There is no one hotter
Who deserves my affection
No smile so white
No butt quite as tight
'Cause I’m God’s gift to women.

Don’t try to compare with
No one is as cool
There’s more to this stallion
Than you care to chew
In fact I’m virile
Have looks, brains and style
'Cause I’m God’s gift to women.

It is not your fault
They all fall for me
I guess I’m a challenge
Intellectually
I’m so hard to read
And misteriously cheap
'Cause I’m God’s gift to women.

It is so frustrating
Having such high IQ
It’s hard to find friends
Who’re not dumber than you
Thank God that I have
All the friends in my head
'Cause I’m God’s gift to women.

The girls that I date
Can’t be all that bright
Don’t want them to rob me
From my own spotlight
The plainner the better
No salt and no pepper
'Cause I’m God’s gift to women.

If I could do myself
I’ld do me everytime
Don’t need no one else
To be satisfied
The best sex, my friend,
Is with my own left hand
'Cause I’m God’s gift to women.

I’m so fucking handsome
Your brain can’t process it
I’m mentaly imbalanced
And sociopatic
I’m no sewage pit
Though I am full of shit
'Cause I’m God’s gift to women.

I failed to mention
I do have a deffect
Which to feel complete
I’ll have to correct
I’ve tried hard as hell
But still can’t blow myself
'Cause I’m God’s gift to women.




Flavia de Souza
12/09/07