Welcome!

It\'s all been arranged... yes, we\'ve been expecting you for quite some time.
I hope you\'ve had a good flight n\' all... there\'s nothing worse than a bad one...
Hmm, yea it is quite a literal assumption...

But we do hope you\'ll be happy here... We\'re bathing in our own juices, that\'s how happy we are to see you here.

The pit of infinite agony is open mondays and thursdays, from nine to twelve...

Just ask for the treatment at the front desk, we\'ll take care of your every need.

No, I am sorry, we don\'t get much call for... umm... \"fluffy pillows\"... would a rock-hard one be an adequate substitute?

I just want to say, one more time, welcome and may all your nightmares come to life as vivid as you want them to be...

And if you need anything else don\'t hesitate to scream... we\'re open twntyfour hours a day... four at night...

May you sleep well and please, abuse us as much as you feel you need to.

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