Ugly Baby

Out of the blue
it fell from the sky
It was dropped by a stork
as he flew by
an ugly baby
disformed and disjointed
with seven left arms I was really disappointed
but that’s ok

Instead of a head
it just had a hole
no eyeballs or brain
not even a skull
but he did have a leg
put on upside down
he was the ugliest baby in town
but that's ok

I’m not quite sure
how this baby felt
and if he had knees
I’m sure he’d have knelt
and if he had eyes
he’d have looked up to god
and said “you bastard”
you can be a rotten sod
but that’s ok