Once upon a time it was a dog that lived in a yellow house
And in the house lived also a mouse
The mouse was small and white
And challenged the dog upon a fight
The dog fought brave and beauty
But the mouse just drank a strawberry smoothy
The mouse was cheating all the time
When the dog took a rest for a while
When the dog was sleeping, the mouse sneaked in
The kitchen for a little of gin
He swang a bottle of alcohol in two sec,
Got drunk and exclaimed “What the heck...!”
‘Couse the dog’s owner stood ‘front of the house
Looked into the window and saw the drunken mouse
She raised her eyebrow and thougt predictably
“That mouse drank from the bottle belonged to me!”
Our little small mouse became sober again very fast,
Ran away, and we’re at the end of the poem at last!