I'm sighing, I'm feeling depressed, understand
that I'm holding a stale lukewarm beer in my hand.
I'm sitting at home and wiping a tear,
The rain's falling down and I open my beer.

I have to calm down and try to go on,
instead of just sit here and get nothing done.
I know I can make it, I know that I cope,
with a friend like you, my regular dope!!