What is the most common thing pagans say to abrahamics?


You are a spiritual jew.

Your "god" is evil.

All that you have is lies.

Odin loves you.




What is the most common thing pagans say to other pagans?


You are not a real pagan.

Valhalla awaits us.

The victory is ours.

At least you are pagan...




What is the most common thing people say to pagans?

There are no pagans.

I wish I could be pagan.

So, you are a satanist?

Other (Comment.)



"Do you believe in a flying horse with eight legs?"

Yes, but in reality it's eight hooves.


"Do you think Thor causes thunder and lightning?"

Yes, Mjölnir causes that when thrown.


"Do you think humanity was created by pieces of wood?"

No, by Ask being Odin and Embla being Frigga.