You would think I should had a map,
you know, one of these tourist ones,
that points out the best parts of the city
and shows how to get there.

You would have thought that I should have gotten one of those.

You would also have thought, that there would have been
a network of subways and busses
as a complement to the cabs.

But of course I have to go everywhere by foot.

You would think that there should be some B&B\'s
considering it\'s a bloody cold climate here
and I excpected a roadsign or two
something like \"Mind The Gap\"

Realising this, I strongly recommend you
to have your vacation elsewhere.