Isak: Guess what babe? I’m playing at a new website – no longer FIBS but backgammongalaxy.

FG: Sounds nice.

Isak: It is founded by the biggest cock in the business. This economics major.

FG: Uhh.

Isak: Marc Olsen, cocky bastard doesn’t belong in backgammon, top player from Denmark, but get this… wrote a book ‘’Backgammon from Beginner to Badass’’.

FG: Doesn’t sound very professional.

Isak: That is what I am getting at. Lately there are these silly advertisements, but on a whole backgammongalaxy.com is a great site.

FG: I’m glad for that.

Isak: They have ‘’coin’’ games for pretend money and ‘’rated’’ games for pretend money, your rating also fluctuates in the rated games… duh?

FG: So what is the worst part about backgammongalaxy, and the best part?

Isak: The worst part is they got dick-head Marc Olsen running the thing, did I even mention his name I didn’t, that’s the economics major, and the best part- simple set up… for being on a computer.

FG: Speaking of Denmark, Are we still going to attend the Nordic Open?

Isak: Darling, I still can not do pip count, which is basically needed for tournament play.

FG: But before you were more positive about it?

Isak: The dream has to come before the practicalities, let’s keep the dream alive, maybe the Nordic Open one day.

FG: Snuggle with me on the couch.

Isak: As long as you are not watching a horror film.

FG: No worries… just don’t let Marc Olsen enter your dreams, that would be like the bed bugs biting.

Isak: Yeah I can do without that frat boy. Let’s watch this comedy and enjoy.