Is this your suicide note,

Basically,

Let me just get some more coffee,

No, it is a note to the world, this is the end of the world

Looking for a Japanese Accurist wristwatch

Fucking 3-4 clocks broken bought on Good internet sites

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Can't find a fucking Accurist wristwatch

Worse yet says they are Brittish, rubbish they are Japanese!