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Jag skriver inte bara poesi, jag har humor också Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!" A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!" A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad. A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck. When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! Blev medlem september 2008 Har skrivit 1 kommentarer. Har fått 10 applåder. |