Let me tell you about Unhappy
It's a place I've started to call home
It's a place where everything hurts
And not even your loved ones care

It's the place you go to
When nobody accepts you for the way you are
When you have to fake a new personality
To be liked
And still you're not enough for anyone

When you live here in Unhappy
Everything you do will be wrong
Everything you are will be judged
Here in Unhappy
Nobody wants your company
You're left alone with your misery

Welcome to Unhappy
It's quite a quaint little place, you know
We've got free razorblades and tears
And we always encourage you!

Yes, welcome to Unhappy!
We want you to follow your dreams into that early grave
We won't judge you
We won't lie to you
We won't try to stop you

But the thing is, you see
That if you want to leave us
It will be in a hearse

(Please, don't struggle for happiness
You'll only make it worse)