Alright now folks
it's time for the psuedo liberty shuffle
come on now folks don't be shy


can I get a
rang tang too
and a wanga tango


I know you know this song
it's a tune we all can dance along
and be sure to get up there now
and show them capitalists or czars


that's starting to look more like it
got a nice blend of idiots all ages


well let's see what we got here
we got a few hippies of course
and a set of barbies and dolls


the hardcores well they know how to mosh
they do it to whale song and orchestras


well ain't that nice a few feminists joined in
nice to see your dried coochies sweating


oh I know it's a party when I see these moms
they hadn't logged sooner then the older farts
so maybe now you can take one in your arse




dance along and show me the spirit now
that makes me proud knowing
we're all american at heart

there's some casual booze at the bar
drink from your guns and your car
it's the american rama dama ding dong

not let's hear y'all




Oh my oh my just when I thought
that this ho'down was as flamin' as ever
here comes out of nowhere tonights party fever


the pseudo liberty shuffleers themselves
a gang of humans dressed as something else
who can't stand to be anywhere but not here


the pretenders, my fellow jiggers give em' a chance
so they can hate, yell, judge and act in defence
like they aren't part of the very same dance