1. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
2. I rather watch TV and drink beer than go shopping
3. I’ve subscribed to PlayBoy for you.
4. The mall is a perfect place for bottomspotting, isn’t it?
5. Your mother is way better than mine
6. Forget about the stupid Valentine Day. You need a new golf club.
7. I swallow it all….I love the taste