The free advice I get from all my friends
is pretty clear. Dear K is merciless
in Jersey. \"So… That\'s life\", and then her plans
for selling knickers. Sweet L\'s serious
in virgin Yerevan. \"It all depends
on what she thinks. It\'s her decision, right?\"
Then tells me how V\'s cracked and lost respect.
While in Helsinki U says \"Save your hide

and dump the bitch\". M\'s earthy Småland view
is straight and sharp: \"She\'s gonna break her neck.
It\'s frying pan to fire. Best let her stew.\"
Jakarta U smiles \"Thai. I told you. See!\"
I weeps. J\'s rapt. Seems I\'m well shot of you.
But, Hon, my fear is you\'re well shot of me…