On Christmas night I ran down to see
if it was true, what my parents had told me,
but when I came down no one was there,
and that made me glad,
cause you see, I have Santa Claus fear.

But don’t misunderstand, I was pissed you see,
cause my parents had lied,
and now they were dead to me.

Yes I said fuckoff, I had heard enough,
packed my bag and then I took off.