I have a friend called Mr. Speed
His real name's Jimmy Seed
He always keeps his suger clean
Concealed inside his jeans
Say what do I care?

He always tells me what I want
But never what I need
Once I woke up on his floor
My breath was smelling gin
Say what do I care?

I have a friend called Lucy D
Her real name's Janie Doubt
She shillyshallys all the time
And never tells a thing
Say what do i care?

She locked me up inside my head
And tossed away the key
I used to wake up in her bed
With her right beside me
Say what do I care?

I had friend called Johnny Horse
His name was Johnny Moore
He used to have this silver spoon
It brought him to his death
Say what do I care?

He used to tell me what was wrong
but never what to do
He made me fight the bigger guns
He always made me lose
Say what do I care?

My friends they call me Mr. Kind
I feel like Mr. Fake
I barely trust in anyone
Unless I'm realy drunk
Say what do I care?

I do not care 'bout anyone
Unless they're my best friends
I'll never be the lying kind
I guess I'll be just fine
Say what do I care?