--Miss Understanding, don't get me wrong,
though, I might have been a bit amiss,
in that you my Miss is Mrs mine, about to
be within a week my future bliss?

You see, you're kind, yes quite a miss,
of a kind whose kindness equalled is
by none; disqualifies by standing,
misses, those, who quarrel will to spend
their time.
I know, my miscellaneous misendeavours,
a calculated miss; those mischievous misses!
I misbehaved, I do admit.

Though, you miss my point,
Miss Understanding, misses out what's up,
unless, you close WhatsApp, look me in
the eyes, and, well, what's on your mind?

--Do not further misbehave mistress misses
keep at bay, oblige yourself, do exactly
what I say! Then, case dismissed.