Not every Richard is a dick
Not everyone who wins, gets big
Not every puzzle gets full done
Not every star will shine its charm

Each Richard has a dick and thus
Not every Richards gets his fuzz
It's like a law, you see, my boy
The dick gives trouble, it gives joy

For Richards of this world, it's hard
Control thy dick or it gets hard
The dick gives trouble, it gives joy
A dick controls its Richard, boy