But when i pulled out the chair for you, my ex girlfriend!... and let you sit down here with me. Then I'd probably rather have pulled out the chair a little bit longer, so that you sat down on the floor instead, where of course you belong.



and my ex girlfriend say...(when she is lying there on the floor)


"Well that is so nice of you for being such a gentleman~enjoy your day!"



Then came her new man who had stood there in the shadows, and he took her arm and helped her up.....

When i later in the evening had cleared the table and was about to put my self to sleep, so I discovered that other stuff ...

He had left behind a pair of boxers :-O