Please don\'t make me see God when I die

Also;
cancel any booked meetings with
Allah, Buddha or the hindugods
from my calendar

I\'m busy being dead

Make sure to burn my flesh
or give it to the doctors

(or better still: give it to starving cannibals!)

Give my ticket to Nirvana to someone who has time to go

I\'m busy being dead

You may let my loved ones cry
and comfort them with songs, prayers
and hollow illusions

You may let my enemies laugh
and get them free drinks and strippers

Just don\'t expect me to show for the party

I\'m busy being dead