My life took a start with dispair and a broken heart
But I didn't care much about the gloom
since the delivery was made by a clown
in our own livingroom
It was something that sure took me by surprise
and I'm still not sure if he was a clown
or a doctor in disguise

As life past on I was left feeling uncertain
like the old lady-neighbour
trying to pick up your conversations
from behind her curtain
But like my old dog Zeus used to say;
It's funnier to find a walrus in your bed
than a needle in the hay

So I made it worthwile with a glistering smile
as I turned my frown upside down
And you can't imagine the things that I have found
those years i walked around
with my head scraping the ground
So I guess my final conclusion is that existence is placid
when life is like watching The wizard of Oz on acid