Im scared shitless of ghosts
evil-willed demons and eerie lost souls
I let my girlfriend get my back,
shes the one who protects me when I hear a twig crack
in the garden, outside of my window
Im equipping her with a flashlight, telling her "go!"
"kill the evil monsters, my brave pricess!"
she does as shes told, 'cause she knows my head's a mess

and she wants to go to sleep tonight
and thats impossible as long as I got my fright
for the imaginary creatures that hides in the dark
her unselfish actions gives my heart a spark
reminds me of why she's my girl
reminds me of why she's my pearl
shes a pearl and Im a shell
and I swear, ill protect her from raging tornados
and roaring tsunamis from hell

I swear, anything in this mortal world,
I'll protect her from that
but when I hear a strange noise at night
she better get my back