>Today I'm on the upskirts of town
where the panties are always way down,
where it never gets too soon or late
to jump aboard and penetrate<

Porn stars & hookers come from afar
to sign their contracts and star
The throats are all deep;
shoulds & oughts fast asleep

Yeah, on the upskirts of town
the lays are never low;
the landscape all around
an undulating see-saw

>Today I'm on the upskirts of town
where the panties are always way down,
where it never gets too soon or late
to jump aboard and penetrate<

And Disney has gone into the porno field,
insuring his actors with Blue Cross & Shield,
making cartoon figures all too real;
can't help but wonder if & what they feel,
yes, how the fuck it feels
getting AI laid, head over heals!

You see Big Bad Wolf pay a handsome sum
to go through the motions with Snow White;
the huffer & puffer taking but a minute to come;
none the less enough to make Snow White see the light

>Today I'm on the upskirts of town
where the panties are always way down,
where it never gets too soon or late
to jump aboard and penetrate<

And Santa paid Cinderella to bow,
like a bull obsessed with a cow
Cindy hardly gave off a peep,
just bent, as ordered, while Santa went deep

But Goofy isn't straight but gay,
went and asked Mickey Mouse for a lay,
and righteous Mickey smiled and agreed
that his ass was in sincere & dire need

>Today I'm on the upskirts of town
where the panties are always way down,
where it never gets too soon or late
to jump aboard and penetrate<

Sleeping Beauty didn't notice what was going on,
and when she eventually woke, everybody was gone
She admitted, though, to a sordid dream:
Working hard with a whole male rugby team