Give me back my hat you dirty dirty rat
Without it I'm nothing, tell me where it's at!
I'm a wizard, a magician
spawned from cosmic coalition
with no need for a gun, my mind's my ammunition
So give me back my cap before I snap
and blow you into oblivion ZAP ZAP ZAP!
Give me back my hat you dirty dirty rat
I need it now, tell me where it's at!
You will be cursed for this intrusion
thrown into a world of illusion
Eaten by a giant ferret, pecked by thousand owls
You will slowly digest inside the devils bowels
So give me back my cap before I snap
and blow you into oblivion ZAP ZAP ZAP!