Yum yum
shouted the bum
to a man with a bread
for a head
He searched for some butter
all through the gutter
but the results were just as we dread:
The breadheaded man
jumped into his van
avoiding becoming a meal
The bum began to cry
since he didn't wan't to die
starvation's not an appeal
He ran around in various loops
begging diners for their soups
but then the bum made a break
to ogle on a dog of cake
When it finally was caught
the bum gladly thought
this is the best meal a homeless man can make