Kilts are for nerds!
Nerds live alone!
Or at home with their mothers,
where no one can stop them from wearing their kilts all the time!
Kilts are from Scotland,
Scottish are nerds,
nerds are Scottish,
nerds are square,
just like their kilts,

kilts are from Scotland,
people from Scotland are Scottish,
Scottish eat haggis,
haggis is weird,
whats even weirder are kilts!
There's no longer any doubts that the Scottish are weird,

what took them so long to establish in the world?
Aren't them kilts easy to haste in?
Maybe if I move to Hastings,
there I might see a battle or two,
between the blue kilts and red,
purple and yellow,
green and brown,
hell there are all sorts of colors on them kilts!
That's kinda weird.

Scotland is an island,or a part of one,
that's weird,
braveheart fought for Scotland
against them in red!
He and his men fought in kilts,
that's weird,
Maybe they ate haggis.

Who's even weirder, are the Irish,
no one can drink and fight like an Irish,
they're big and strong and brave,
no one can pick a fight like an Irish,
yet they have not won a war in their life,
that's weird,
at least they don't wear kilts,
maybe they just ate to much of that haggis that their neighbors offered.

Everybody's weird except us, we are superior,
we have our brännvin and our smörgårdsbord,
our sill and potatoes,
we have unbeatable war planes, and war tanks
our weapon industry is blossoming,
yet we have not been in war for ages!
Huh, thats weird.