- Hello… ok… well... yes… umm… hi…?
- … and an equally rambling hello straight back at you, sir
- … what? Oh, well… ok… thank you…
- Was there anything you wanted, sir?
- Me? Oh, nothing… well there was something, just a tiny little thing…
- … and what, pray tell, might that tiny little thing be, sir?
- It's like this, you see..
- Is it now?
- Is it what?
- What, I'm almost afraid to ask, is it, sir?
- … well… no, it's nothing really… you'll laugh at me…
- I promise I won't laugh, sir. I'm sure nothing you'd say, or do could ever even provide a hint of amusement to me, sir
- Well now… I am a professional comedian by trade…
- … are you, sir? Good for you, sir. Would you mind…?
- What?
- Sigh… would you mind, sire, to let me get back to my work?
- Certainly… … it's just…
- Please, sir, just pronounce the words as best you can and damn the consequences
- Allright… here goes…
- I'm positively on needles, sir… please, go on…
- It's like this… you are… I just don't know how to say this…
- Spit it out, man!
- You're standing on my bloody foot!
- Oh, I'm terribly sorry, was that all?
- No! Could you maybe stop standing on my foot now? Please…
- I'm afraid I can't do that, sire…
- You can't?
- No, sir
- … well… why not?
- It's much more amusing this way, sir.
- What is?
- Me hurting you, sir
- oh…
- … yes
- … carry on then
- Jolly good
- What now?
- I don't know… I don't think he planned more than the first line, to be perfectly honest…
- I know… it's a bit, dare I say stupid
- Yes… well, moronic would be my choice
- or just feeble?
- That is always a good word… especially for a diatrade like this… feeble… it's catchy
- Thank you… Wait… what happened to sir?
- That's his thing… it's also feeble… moronic, feeble, dimwitted and over-fucking-used….
- Shall we just… stop?
- Might aswell… we're not moving forwards
- I know… seems we're intelectually sinking into a forgotten gray puddle somewhere
- … why'd you say that? Puddle… sounds a bit… you know?
- Yes… I think he's trying to save the mess… useless person… look at that cloud up there… the white one
- A white cloud? You couldn't be more specific?
- I don't know… I can't see any damn cloud here… oh… it's his words… sigh… just let me die
- No no no… if I have to coninue this trite you have to keep me company… isn't that… doesn't it kindof look like doris day?
- Doris Day? what?
- That cloud up there… the white one…
- I guess… maybe with an umbrella?
- Yes, yes I see it… No I bloody well don't… what fucking cloud?
- I wish I could just stop? Wanna strike?
- Sure… might aswell… this wordy blanket of nothing ain't goin' nowhere…
- … not going nowhere… so you mean it's moving forwards?
- … he's trying to make me sound colorful… daft, I'd say…
- As usual then? Heh…
- You'll get yours, don't worry about that…
- let's just shut up and see if he gives up…
- …
- what? In or out?
- yes… sigh
- ok then…
- …
- …
-…
- … boy… it's hard shutting up
- Damn it!
- Ok, let's try again…
-…
-…


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- Ha, I knew it… he gave up! … oh, bloody hell
- No… he's committed now… no more than a line to go… maybe two
- hope so… I'm getting really sick of this
- yes, me…
- …
- …

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