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Son - "NOOOO! MOOM, dad bought 'Natural Candy' AGAAAINN !!"

Mom - "Oh, Darling, why can't you buy Ordinary Sweet Candy?
You're no saint, or saving the world,
you are just ruining the evening for this family..."

Daughter - "Why dont you just jump right into it? Vegan food... living in the woods and dancing Fairy Dances and doing rituals to Mother Nature ?!"

Dad - "Oh comee on, it's Gooood for you, It's called Natural Candy NOT h-e-r-b-a-l-b-r-o-w-n-i-e-s... just try some first ! Candy i mean..."


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