You're in the spotlight chef,

You've just been told,

For your mistake,

Food sent out cold,

You've caused upheaval,

This untold evil,

The bad you've done,

Neglected the man,

Enjoying the sun,

While you're in the kitchen sweating,

What the fuck have you done?



Now it's the managers turn to threaten,

You see?

You upset him,

He's paid a whole of ten pounds,

For an imperfect dinner,

Just because you opted to not boil,

But simmer,



Manager fretting,

He's gonna have to go talk to this man,

Cards on the table,

Chef today didn't work hard enough for his minimum wage,

But it's ok,

We have this cage,

Zero-hour contract,

Where now he'll have to be treated like slave,

Unless he wants to loose his minimum wage,

And don't worry,

We'll bind him to mentioned cage,

Because in catering,

To the chefs,

We forgot to mention,

You can make our fortune,

But there ain't no fucking pension,

But the manager has digressed,

Back to topic,

The chef,

Is tired,

Stressed,

Underpaid,

Frustrated,

So sends out the reheated soup,

With some chefs "special zest"......