VERSE 1

In Europe and America
There's a growing feeling of hysteria
Conditioned to respond to all the tweets
Discretely reinstating my Soviet

Mister Stoltenberg says "Diplomacy fails"
But I don't mind if Krim prevails
It'd be such an ignorant school of thought
And too expensive as a freedom bought

How can I save my territorial joy
from NATO:s Danish, much taller, boy?
There IS monopoly of common sense
It’s me who decide on the Polish fence

We might share the same continent
regardless AK-carrying contingents
But believe me when I send my troops
I dope the Ukraines to love Russia the most

There is an historical president
To put lies on Twitter, it's a precedent!
The trolls are running the machines of war
It's a lie that people believe much more

Mister Trump said, "I will protect folks,
and I don't subscribe to the Washington Post"
Believe me, Donald started this war
Now the Ukraines must love me much more

We might not share biology,
Only shallow ideology
What might save me from all of you
Your democracy is fading too

VERSE 2

My dumb marionettes of the Duma
I breed with a feeling of hysteria
Conditioned to respond to unspoken threats
It’s the new real politics of Soviet

I’m the King of Russia and may bury them
I do not scribe with a white dove-feathered pen
Brussel beer's full of air and grose
And Ukraines love our vodka the most

How can I save my Ukraine toy
From NATO enlarging to Soviet soil
There IS a monopoly of common sense
At least on our side of Social Meta's fence

We do not share biology,
I'm short, with a nose in unharmony
But believe me when I swear to God
Ukraines love both my Dobberman dogs

There is an historical precedent
Defining truth, does your president
"Everyone’s a terrorist in the West”
It’s the story Russians like the best

Mister Biden says, "We will hinder you,
Subscribe to euro airspace is overdue"
But believe me when I laugh at you
Cause my Krim has sandy beaches, too

We share the same ideology
No head of State wants democracy
But what might save me another term
Is if the Ukraines fear that Russia's firm

VERSE 3

In Kazakh, Belarus and Ukraine ways
There’s a growing feel for freedom tastes
Must be conditioned to respond to what I say
In my rhetorical speeches of every day

Mr Borell says “we have full support
for Ukraines”, so I must abort
Former Russian policy was too soft
To Brussels toss my weapons a’loft

I fool them only talking missile deploys
So they don’t nag about my border boys
Believe me, when I send them around
It’s just a thousand plutoons’ normal round

We might share some biology
Extinction wish is not ordinarily
What might save me from election woe
Is if Russians think I’m important too

There is an historical precedent
It’s Europe who’s invading again
There is no longer a winnable war
But a lie I must make believe even more

Mister Lincoln said, "nor Master nor slave"
So I subscribe to more Eastern graves
Believe me when I say to you
The Ukraines better love their children too

We sure don’t share biology,
Only shallow ideology
What might save me from all of you
Your democracy is fading too

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To our brothers and sisters in the Ukraine. Let peace prevail!