Listen, I've got an offer that you can't refuse
I'm giving you the chance to walk one day in my shoes
That way you can see things from my point of view
Maybe you'll understand why I do the things that I do
Then you'll be more understanding of me and my ways
And maybe you'll quit being mad at me for days
So what do you say? Are you up for the switch?
Come on, let me proove that I'm not a coldhearted bitch.