~*~


CHORUS:
The caddie was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new boardleader to restore
Her former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR COMMENTATOR:
And now it's...
Swingtime for Tiger and his caddie
His old strippers are happy and all gay!
We're playing with a faster pace
Look out, here comes the player ace!
Swingtime for Tiger and his caddie
America's a fine land once more!
Swingtime for Tiger and his caddie
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Swingtime for Tiger and his caddie...
CHORUS:
Look, it's swingtime
LEAD TENOR COMMENTATOR:
Even in Sweden and France
CHORUS AND COMMENTATOR:
Swingtime for Tiger and his caddie!
CHORUS:
Swingtime! Swingtime!
Swingtime! Swingtime!
Swingtime! Swingtime!
Swingtime! Swingtime!
COMMENTATOR:
Come on, Golfers
Go into your dance!
PLAYER "PHIL":
I usually swing to the left & that is why they call me Lefty Mickelson.
PLAYER "LEE":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Key party!
ELIN:
The Player is coming, the Player is coming, the Player is coming!
COMMENTATOR #1:
Go Tiger!
COMMENTATOR #2:
Go Tiger!
LEAD TENOR COMMENTATOR:
Go Tiger!
Swingtime for Tiger and his caddie
ALL:
Go Tiger!
TIGER:
Go myself
Go to me
I got game
The Pimp who's out to change our history
Go myself
I kiss your hand
There's no greater
Player in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
TIGER:
If you're looking for a game, I got one or two!
Go myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Schkål!
TIGER:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy from the keyparty stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy from the keyparty...
TIGER:
Go myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy from the keyparty...
TIGER:
Go myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy from the keyparty...
TIGER:
...stand and cheer!
THE FANs:
The Player is causing a scandal!
He's got those Tabloids on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Player is causing a scandal
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Player is causing a scandal!
TIGER:
I was just a young ass golfer
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Stripclub
Told me I was a Player
My caddie was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Couldn't keep my pants on
And conquered Holly Sampson
Now Las Vegas's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 1982. Seka was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned down the Stripclub. And, would you believe it?
They made me Champion. Champion!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's sports or stripperhist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Go myself
Watch my show
I'm the caddies favorite player
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone scream "go in the hole" to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Swingtime for Tiger and his caddie
Unfaithfulness the new step today


TIGER:
Swingtime!
Unfaithfulness!
CHORUS MEN:
Lapdances with shaking tassle-golfballs in our eyes again
CHORUS:
Las Vegas is on the rise again
TIGER & CHORUS:
Swingtime for Tiger and his caddie
Privaterooms are filling once more
Swingtime for Tiger and his caddie
TIGER:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
TIGER:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
TIGER:
You bet we'll be going...
TIGER & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going on the new season's tour!!

LPWJ pastisch 12/04/10


Springtime for Hitler


CHORUS:
Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for Poland and France
CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
STORMTROOPER:
Come on, Germans
Go into your dance!
STORMTROOPER "ROLF":
I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf.
STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!
ULLA:
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
STORMTROOPER #1:
Heil Hitler!
STORMTROOPER #2:
Heil Hitler!
LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Heil Hitler!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ALL:
Heil Hitler!
ROGER:
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
ROGER:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your beer
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
ROGER:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...
ROGER:
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got those Russians on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Fuhrer is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
ROGER:
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was Fuhrer
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it?
They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goose-step's the new step today


ROGER:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!
CHORUS MEN:
Bombs falling from the skies again
CHORUS:
Deutschland is on the rise again
ROGER & CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
ROGER:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
ROGER:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
ROGER:
You bet we'll be going...
ROGER & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!

(Mel Brooks 1968)

The Producers 2005
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1jcpl_springtime-for-hitler-the-producers_music