MY DREAMBABE IS A FATTY:

My dreambabe is a fatty
So fine, so sweet and so fat
Her face is so juicy and wrinkly
She has to screw on her hat

Her teeth are so huge and so many
I never saw anything finer
They were also very yellow
Like gravestones from China

She has an extra large heart
And a supersized sihouette
She never goes to the doctors
They rush her straight to the vet

When she blows off a big fat smile
Not even the sun is finer
When you hear a loud, fat fart
You just hope it's not from her vagina

She is as beautiful as a model
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But she can charge like a rhino
So I am as careful as hell

Whenever the floorboards are groaning
I know that my fatty has wakened
When all of my vision is pink.
I know that my fatty is naked

I looked into her fat eyes
They were only slightly crossed
Then I smelled her fat breath
And I knew the game was lost

My hand slid around her waist
It slid and slid and slid
At last I reached her sweet melons
I'm really glad (Horny) I did

I leaned gently forwards
My thoughts were on a kiss.
But her face was stuffed with cake again
And her eyes rolled around with bliss

When I squeezed her enormous everything
The joy nearly blew my brain
And my heart started beating so loudly
That even the neighbour complained

She is full of fat and loving
More than enough for one man
But she gives it all to me
And me.. I do what I can

A skinny gal said "Hi" one day
My fatty, she blew her top
And crashed into little miss Twiggy
Onto her head she did hop

Now my wild fatty is in jail
Only on water and bread
My fatty became a skinny
And I may as well be dead

They say beauty is on the inside
Underneath All the glorious fat
It's the love soul that is counting
And I just lost something like that