Walking around feeling pain in my back, hurts
Talked to a chinese who only had one word, herbs

He explained all the good things it would do
Actually never said that it would really burn you

Went back to ask for more information, he shook his head
I looked at him with angry eyes, he said to come back when I was dead

Man, this is Wood Lock oil, use your brain, dont drink it, or use when to boil
Little woman on the left, looked at me and said, dont use it on your willy
It will make you climb the walls scratch your balls and look really silly

Chinese guy told me its good for first aid
Also told the story of one using it when they foreplayed

That romantic moment is gone, went up in smoke
Imagin the eyes on him when the wife started to stroke

Mr willy got scared, burned and hides in a pair of boxershorts
His wife turned mad, said this was the last time she stroke him for sure

Man, this is Wood Lock oil, use your brain, dont drink it, or use when to boil
Little woman on the left, looked at me and said, dont use it on your willy
It will make you climb the walls scratch your balls and look really silly

Man, this is Wood Lock oil, use your brain, dont drink it, or use when to boil