Here I maybe have "made a fool of everyone" as Lennon sings in the song, or rather tried to understand them a bit better...

Lucy Diamond,
where in this sky
can we see nude ones in disguise?


El'nor Rigby,
whose face you wear?
Are we all lonely out of fear?


Sergeant Pepper,
which submarine
do you prefer the pink or green??


Lovely Rita,
what will we pay?
to get our bus along your way...


Miss Madonna,
your mum's still big!
I'd like you also more a pig


Mr. Mustard,
how do you mean?
Are you as mean as Mr. Bean?


Sexy Sadie!
we melt like wax
Your body makes it hard relax


John & Yoko!!
how do you sleep??
is there some secret you still keep?


Dearest Prudence,
why be so shy?
it's only love and that is why


Blackbird Baby,
who paints you white?
The Eggman Walrus wants a bite


Captain Marvel,
what did you kill?
some minutes or Bungalow Bill?


Joan of Maxwell,
when are you free?
to see museums here with me!


Desm and Molly!!
Ha-ha ha-ha!!
Have you been taken ob-la-da??


Girl Norwegian,
not made of wood?
your birch bark fills our neighbourhood


George McKenzie
plays real guitar
when there were yet no Rocky Starr...