~*~

No, my little pubichair
you know you can't lie'n'dry there
beside my cup or really close,
next minute you're in it
and in my mouth
(oh no!)

On a public chair
a pubic hair
that can't really be mine
beside frizzly like a grizzly bear
(who sat there)
before me
was it her or
that man that are blind

My little pubic hair
do you remember when
you were the first on
my swedish meatballs
and wienerwurst
(not so klein)
well for a 12 year old
and you went to school real proud
that you weren't one of the kids no more
and started flirting with the longhaired teacher
all because of my

little pubic hair
please don't fall off everywhere
when I run naked like a hippie
(well 'cause I am)
under the crescent silver moonlight
I will be good to you I swear
and all the other little hairs
rub the best new Vidal Sassoon shampoo over you
til you glisten and shine!

like the little pubic hairs
on the little pageant girls everywhere
(Miss Hawaiian Tropic)
that's where this stuff was tried out...
you will look like the sunkissed winner there
my little pubichair
just don't sit in my cup when
I drink coffee all the freakin' time

(I hope it was from my beard...)

LPWJ 25/01/09