Take a unit of however many men
Fine British fighting men
Professionals, peerless

Ship them out to an alien world
To blunder about and die
Pathetically, uselessly

Teach just one soldier Pashto
Illuminate their world
dispel their confusion

He is the force multiplier

And I am he

Look, I'm an entire fucking army
blundering about in disorder

And you Sarah, you are my force multiplier

You dispel my confusion!
You illuminate my world!