Once there was a horse and a dog
they were doggy diggi di loo. . .
and did not think of who
could see them there on the field

Everyday and night
they were jumping together
on and on in a rhythm of joy
Oh la la moi moi. . .

The farmer who was a noble man
looked at the horse and the dog
when they were out in the field
and suddenly he start to sing

"The horse and the dog
  looks like two frogs
  when they doing
  the doggy style. . ."


What do you learn about this:
- Never go out public!