I asked how she saw me
she told me
"You are a kindhearted, warm, sweet, handsome, huggable man,
you care, show respect. You make me smile, can talk with me for hours. You dont stress to get me laid, no pressure at all, I can really relax in your company.
You make me feel safe and secure."
That sounded really great
So.. yes she told me
"You are rare and classified, I accept your ad"

I thought, "Cool, maybe I can get a date some day then..."
The days have passed
no calls
no dates
no nothing

So i decided to check on the ads
on the women looking for men
and saw my classification

"Unwanted- too good to be true"


should I say Thanx, or.. what can I say...?